zeldathemes

seeklight:

hopeydopey526:

mycupofshe:

iadoremsamberpriley:

vinegod:

“Mom, I’m gay.”

I love this video

It still gets funnier every time

ok we waitin’ on the announcement… is that the announcement?

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

sqammed:

My ex posted a picture of himself on Instagram saying “Be a hoe somewhere else besides me” or some shit so I’m gonna be petty and post a picture of me and a bunch of hot guys with the caption “onto the next” is that bad? Cause I don’t feel bad doing it

shows how much you really cared about me boo✌🏼 god damn i fucking knew it😂

 #can't wait to see this pic 

the fact that my ex had no idea i followed him on tumblr and I saw everything he posted while we were dating including posts wanting nudes, posts wanting nudes he can rate, and nsfw pictures and he texts me saying he doesn’t know why i posted a picture saying “go be a hoe somewhere else but not near me” really surprises me. the day he tells me we need a break but still wants to see me and do cute stuff with me, is the day he goes and posts “welp i’m single lol”. and he can still do all the same shit after. he broke my heart that day. from all the times he told me “cheating is so messy” or “don’t do anything stupid babe”, i was so caught up in thinking he was worried about me breaking his heart. obviously that wasn’t the case. he was the one doing stupid shit behind my back and thought i had no idea. isn’t the point of a relationship to be exclusive and maybe not be looking at other guys penis’ while dating someone. well Jaire, i had an idea and it fucking broke me every time i saw your posts. please, post a picture of you and some hot guys to try and make me jealous! it’s not going to work. Go be a hoe like you said you wanted to. It shows how much you really cared about me.

 #gay  #ready to mingle  #fuck a hoe  #sqammed 

warmbubbly:

sushinfood:

blackness-by-your-side:

image

LMAO

i’m so happy for her

I’m happy she’s back

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

kyttenjanae:

wen u come home and u gotta act sober

harryedward:

zeysus:

I adore the catfish episodes when it turns out to be the actual person 😭💗

I hate those episodes I only watch for the deceit and lies

tasneemsmiles:

patchoulisandwiches:

I was at the library the other day, and my daughter was playing at the Art Table with two other girls. One of the little girls’ mother was near by and said “Aren’t you girls good little artists!” 

And the third girl perked up and said “My dad’s an artist!” 


The woman smiled indulgently and says “Oh really, what kind?” 


The little girl proudly told her “He’s a tattoo artist.” 


And the woman. Oh man. Her face just twists, crumples into something nothing short of disdain, and she opens her mouth and says “That’s not…”


“An easy job,” I cut in, looking the woman in the face because really? You’re going to tell a child her dad’s not a real artist. “In fact it’s very very hard, because that art is alive forever on a person, not like on paper. And that’s scary! You have to be really good, to be a tattoo artist. Your dad must be really, really good.”

what kind of person could just try and crush a little kid like that? goddamn.

you’re awesome

krxs10:

thegreywolfjack:

kingpinnn:

This is AMAZING!

Holy fuck

get this witchcraft outta my face

voxrympha:

voxrympha:

my mom wants me to give my dog away or shes gonna put her down. im too disturbed to even type a whole post abt her info right now but contact me if you live in the nyc area and want a dog. her name is oreo. my mom might change her mind, but she has admitted to me that if things dont change, she’ll do it herself without my knowing

if you read this please reblog so that i can have a chance to keep my dog safe and happy in another home instead of her being sent to a kennel/animal shelter far away from me

I’m the person that reads your tags.

I wish people followed me for my blog not my massive dick.